Denmark – The Kingdom of bacon and pastries apparently

21 April 2018

First time in Denmark for me and crossing the border was a very non-descript experience I have to say.  Mind you, we crossed at a small country road into a National Park – and only passed a small shed-like building, which we only assume was an empty border crossing post. 

Through the national park, where we only saw a few sheep to be honest but came into a lovely little town called Hojer, where we sat and had lunch in the public gardens of a local windmill museum.  Luckily we had stocked up in Niebbull in Germany before we left, and we pretty much had the place to ourselves.  A really lovely introduction to Denmark, and we could not remember a better lunch spot on our cycling travels.

We have since realised that stocking up on supplies is our key to success in Denmark as there is the potential to get stuck where there are no facilities at the time when hunger and thirst have really kicked in.

From here we followed the North Sea Cycling Route (which we have done on-and-off since arriving in mainland Europe), which took us along the sea wall – basically a big earth-mound covered in grass, with lots of sheep – and no sea view…a continuation of what we had left in Northern Germany.  Annoyingly every 500m or so we had a very awkward gate to get through, so we were on and off the bikes all afternoon.  We had our first bike maintenance issue with a loose mudguard on my bike that needed to be secured – and unfortunately that meant taking everything off the bike to get the back wheel off! It was a boiling hot day (the heat wave had hit Denmark too, with temperatures at 25 degrees for the first time in 11 years) but apart from the heat it was pleasant enough day passing through lots of cute little villages with very white churches.  


We decided to bed down on a farm campsite outside of Skaerbaek as our water supplies were running low.  A pretty non-eventful evening apart from a few loud neighbours behind our tent – but they completely failed to keep us awake as the heat of the day had completely worn us out.

Scrambled eggs from fresh farm eggs for breakfast (all 6 eggs had double yolks!), and then off on our merry way – again having ensured we were stocked up on everything we needed.  Our morning took us through forest tracks and alongside some busy roads as we headed towards Ribe – which is one of the oldest towns in Denmark – and we weren’t disappointed.  It was gorgeous, and another fantastic venue for lunch where we sat by the river eating sandwiches from the local bakery.  


Points to note at this stage:

  1. Denmark – you completely blow Germany out of the water with your bread and cakes.  (Sorry Germany!) Good god – they are AMAZING!! I realise that this is the home of the Danish pastry, but the bread is even better.  I will try to remember to take photos next time before diving right in. And as you can probably tell, our diet consists mainly of bread at the moment. 
  2. We didn’t know what to expect as cyclists here, but they are definitely on a par with Germany and Holland in having good cycle paths and a good cycle network with designated traffic lights.  They even have specific rest areas with toilets and bicycle pumps – and drivers are patient and very considerate to cyclists.
  3. Considering Denmark is supposed to be known for its bacon, we have yet to see a single pig.  But the farmyard and country smells are foul, so they might very well be pig-related!
  4. Denmark isn’t as expensive as we were led to believe – this may be because we are used to London prices, but even taking that into consideration, it has been on a par with Germany with regards campsites, supermarkets, etc

After our lovely lunch, we continued along the North Sea route towards Esbjerg, which really didn’t impress us.  Very industrial and apart from a few nice buildings in a central square, the rest was just any modern town centre.  Glad we had already decided to venture further, we headed further North towards Varde, which was hard cycling on a long boring flat road into a headwind.  But Varde was pretty and interestingly when heading through the centre, the busiest pub in the square was Big Ben’s English pub! Because our bikes are heavy and awkward, we don’t really have the luxury of sitting down for a beer when the mood takes us, so we soldiered on to our campsite, which was nearby, or so we thought…turns out that the first campsite on our Sat Nav was deserted and not open until 1 May – and the second one didn’t appear to exist – it looked like someone’s house and even though the back door was unlocked (yes we tried it!), there was no one home.  Oh what to do?!…we went back to the first campsite to do a bit of ‘rogue’ camping as it was quite secluded in a woodland area on the edge of town.


But we quickly realised there was a housing estate nearby with a dog walking path beside it – But with no real facilitie it felt like wild camping to me. No showers and what I hadn’t appreciated until now was that as well as for getting us clean at the end of a day of cycling, showers are needed to warm us up and to help our muscles relax after a day on bikes.  I made the fatal mistake here  of not getting into dry clothes as soon as we got there, so I soon got cold – which is not a happy place for me.  Dinner consisted of bread rolls and a couple of beers – we were trying to keep a low profile so didn’t want to start boiling water etc, so it was a few games of cribbage (current score 4-1 to Nigel) and a very early night. Having already been spotted by a few walkers we were hoping that we wouldn’t be arrested for trespassing – but it didn’t keep us awake for too long.  One bloke did drive around the site, wave at us and then drive off, so whether that was him say it’s okay, we never did find out! I have to say I didn’t sleep particularly well, and woke up with a face like this – probably because I had a down jacket on in bed as well as sleeping in a down sleeping bag. 

(At time of writing, my face is all back to normal, so if anyone is worried, don’t be – I’m fine now!).

While I was busy taking selfies, Nigel had cheerfully located a water tap and an outdoor dunny.  For anyone who has not watched “I’m a Celebrity…” and doesn’t know what a dunny is, it’s an eco toilet…so although I was thrilled not to have to make like a bear in the woods it wasn’t a Danish experience that I would particularly recommend.  Saying that …I’m sure I will have to get used to a lot worse than this over the next 2 years. But I did keep myself amused pretending  I was in “I’m a Celeb…”!

Anyway, it was back on the bikes for another day.  What joys would  a new day in Denmark bring …?


  1. Comment by Caroline

    Caroline Reply 26 April 2018 at 8:55 am

    God Martina, you looked rough!! Glad you are back to normal! Bless. Track down places with a bath perhaps or local pool/sauna..

  2. Comment by Gibbo

    Gibbo Reply 24 April 2018 at 7:17 am

    Unfortunately I don’t think the landscape will change there are a few bigger towns in Jutland but not huge by any means
    Silkeborg,Aarhus I’ve visited for business but quite pleasant
    My son lived in Aarlborg a bit of an industrial area on the sea but has a nice old part of town and plenty going on if your going that far north .
    And his in-laws live in Viborg which is a nice town,smaller than Aarlborg
    Keep going

    • Comment by Martina

      Martina Reply 24 April 2018 at 8:09 am

      Thanks Gibbo! Aalborg is on our radar for a few days R&R before we leave the country so we will keep you posted on that.

  3. Comment by Rowan

    Rowan Reply 22 April 2018 at 3:41 pm

    OMartina! You look like you’ve gone through 5 rounds with Mike Tyson!!! Glad to hear your face is back to normal. So you stopped in Niebull!! How funny. I remember it as a lovely place xx

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